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before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
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hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
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People who call Carth annoying/whiny/unOH MY FUCKING GOD
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples
A++++++++++++++++++++++
this is so powerful
I love it
Well done you.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
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here’s beethoven’s moonlight sonata rendered in airhorns. you know, if that was something you needed
Damn son where’d you find this?
The opening theme for my psychological horror movie about the gritty underworld of trap music
They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass
Will’s shoulder angel and devil
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